(Source: sombradasolidao)

(Source: niebywale)


If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

(Source: ibelongwith-you)

"I am so in love with you that there isn’t anything else."
— A Farewell to Arms (Ernest Hemingway)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)


'i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted off my shoulders' i say as i cut off my own head


*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*


“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

(Source: stilinskis)

(Source: lesbiansilk)


if i dont text back its becuase i replied in my mind but was too lazy to physically reply and im really sorry im the worst kind of person

(Source: heartofthacards)


okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy