• store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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(Source: socialvacation)

"My desires in a relationship have changed over time. I no longer want someone who promises to always love me and never leave me, I need someone who understands that life happens and sometimes things don’t work out. I don’t want someone who sugar coats things and never gets angry with me, I need someone to tell me how it really is and put me in my place. I need to be able to go five hours without talking to you and not feel lost or incomplete. I am complete without you. But with you, I want to be so much better. I want to be stronger with you. I want us to grow together and help each other grow individually. I don’t need you, but I really fucking want you. And this may not work out, but the fact that you understand all of this and this how our relationship works, makes me think we’ve got a pretty good shot."

This is why I have so much faith in us (via boobslyn)

This. Right. Here. Yes.

(via mymostcreativeformofselfharm)

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"Reblog if you’re the gay sister in the family"
— (Via smilebecauseitsbeautiful)

(Source: smilebecauseitsbeautiful)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

ohnoifallinreverse:

Destroy the idea that intelligence is based of a piece of paper, letters, or college education.

bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: fingerblaster113)

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

(Source: spenceromg)

"I wish I could drown myself
in whiskey bottles,
maybe I’ll find you at the bottom.
But I hate the taste of alcohol
and I am too much of a light weight
to handle more than a couple of shots.
Yet, here I sit on the kitchen floor
still searching for you,
somewhere, anywhere.
Here."

MY FIRST HANGOVER BY M.D.L

(via mingdliu)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

shannibal-cannibal:

inkyubus:

sandandglass:

President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. 

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

this shit was brutal

If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian

octupac:

yeah but how many notes did ur post get in dog notes

(Source: ouijasquiji)

kitty-in-training:

I can’t decide if this is evil or pure genius? 

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya)